Lyrics to Weird Al Yankovic

weird al yankovic - christmas memories of & quot;weird al & quot;yankovic
hello, this is "weird al" yankovic. you know, some of my favorite memories are those of christmastime. i still remember when i was a little boy, just waiting for the big day. mom would be co weird al yankovic

weird al yankovic - the weird al show theme
oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named al and he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal but the sanitation workers really didn't approve so he packed up his accordion and had to move to a city in oh weird al yankovic

weird al yankovic - dr. demento radio promo
hi this is "weird al" yankovic and you're listening to the dr. demento show weird al yankovic

weird al yankovic - realradio 104.1
with polka music in the background] hi when i'm not busy signing autographs this is "weird al" yankovic fresh off my alapalooza world tour making gold albums fighting off mobs of beautiful women i li weird al yankovic

weird al yankovic - holiday greetings 1987
hi, this is "weird al" yankovic, and i'd just like to take this opportunity to say: merry christmas merry christmas merry christmas hello, this is "weird al" yankovic, hoping that weird al yankovic

weird al yankovic - holiday greetings 1988
hi, this is "weird al" yankovic. remember, if you have one or two of those traditional blueberry daiquiris this holiday season, please, let somebody else drive hello, this is "weird al weird al yankovic

weird al yankovic - kidstar 1250 radio promotion
(telephone dialing) just eat it, eat it get yourself an egg and beat it oh, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it hi this is al but you can call me "weird", as is "weird al" "weird weird al yankovic

weird al yankovic - polka patterns
everywhere, i see them there, i stop and stare at patterns. i don't care, i must declare, i got a flair for patterns. on my hair, the clothes i wear, my savoir faire is patterns. all i see are pattern weird al yankovic

weird al yankovic - polka power!
["wannabe" by spice girls] yeah, well, i'll tell ya what i want, what i really really want (so tell us what ya want, what ya really really want) i'll tell ya what i want, what i really really want weird al yankovic

weird al yankovic - the backwards section from nature trail to hell
if a certain portion of "weird al" yankovic's song nature trail to hell from his "in 3-d" album was played in reverse, a message could be heard. the message is : "satan eats weird al yankovic

weird al yankovic - windows 95 sucks!
original lyrics from : rolling stones, "start me up"well, i bought up.brought windows home,and d'cided to boot it up.but when i load it up,it says my memory is not enough...i'd be runnin' out.i need s weird al yankovic

weird al yankovic - albuquerque
way back when i was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from jerry's bait shop... you know the place... w weird al yankovic

weird al yankovic - i can't watch this
i can't watch this, i can't watch this i can't watch this, i can't watch this my my my my tv makes me so bored makes me say, oh my lord what is this garbage here? wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears weird al yankovic

weird al yankovic - i lost on jeopardy
ohhhhhh... i was there, to match my intellect, on national tv, against a plumber, and an architect, both with a ph.d. i was tense, i was nervous, i guess it just wasn't my night. art fleming gave the weird al yankovic

weird al yankovic - ode to a superhero
oh peter parker was pitiful couldn't have been any shyer mary jane still wouldn't notice him even if his hair was on fire but then one day he went to that science lab that mutated spider came down oh weird al yankovic

weird al yankovic - taco grande
taco grande, taco grande yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno y el chile relleno you see, i just gotta have a tost weird al yankovic

weird al yankovic - yo!!! this is a digrace
sorry to say, but, no matter how much i enjoy, and agree with win 95 sucks, this is not an al work, neither is what if god smoked cannibas...these two are famous for being the two that sound the most weird al yankovic

weird al yankovic - (this song's just six words long
this song's just six words long this song's just six words long this song's just six words long this song's just six words long couldn't think of any lyrics no, i never wrote the lyrics so, i'll just weird al yankovic

weird al yankovic - 1985 food medley - 01 - it's moldy now
[parody of "hold me now" by the thompson twins] i had a pizza, covered with cheese. i wrapped it all up in aluminum foil, stuck it back in the freeze. look at my crust now, see what i mean. weird al yankovic